Caviar
“Aye how are you doin’ today Sir” inquired the servant “I see your cheeks flushed and palms sweaty. Are we awaiting an invasion?” The dictator lowered his gaze. He wasn’t a good dictator. Having never set foot on a battlefield, he was known for implanting dated illogical tactics out of the 3rd edition of Dictatorship for Idiots: Take control and Apologize After. Battle after battle, piles of his soldiers’ corpses stacked high awaiting burials in mass graves. Both land and lives…